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The Mike Case

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Mike.
By: Ted - professional artist.

Current Diagnoses:

Never admitted to International Institute of Boring Research, close friend of Keizo Marui.  His location is currently unknown, however he is renowed for long searches for Twinkies.

Backround:

Mike.  One of the most brillant individuals the world has ever seen.  Compared to Einstein, Newton and even Hawking.  Mike is classic case of extreme boredom.  He is much like many other students, hoping to graduate and hoping for a good career.  Mike was the star of the University of Waterloo swim team, until tragedy struck.  In the middle of his first term, boredom hit him.  His antics turned worse and worse.  He started to watch endless hours of movies (Die Hard Trilogy), twiddling his thumbs excessively, playing meanless sports such as ping-pong, and goes for long walks in search of Twinkies while trying to master the art of sun flower seed eating.